Give the people what they want

Ya gotta give the people what they want. So fun hosting a mortuary tour at our funeral home to start off the Halloween Horror Convention this weekend. (Note: I’m supposed to have to tell you all that this is obviously not a body, I hate to break the illusion but it’s pillows and a mannequin head inside plastic.)

As our apprentice you’ve really got to be down for anything. Tim was the best dead body during the tour, showing up randomly at the back of the chapel, hanging out by the casket in the viewing room, on a dressing table in the prep room doing the slow sit-up and creepy turn to stare. So good.

And yes, that is my actual head amongst the urns.